Poems & Manifestos

“Michael Fassbender #1”

Fassbender, Fassbender, I love you so.

You make my heart go boompy-doomp-ohhhhh!

I want to be in you, or on you, or close.

You are the Michael that I love the most.

Got banned from your fan club for pushing things too far.

I ripped out all my pubes and put them in a metal jar.

Thought you could use your Magneto powers to bend the cup to your will.

And only if you chose would my pubes ever spill

Into your perfect mouth or onto your chin.

Or fly fly away, gone with the wind.



“Birthday Bear”

Birthday Bear

With graying hair

I love you like a brother

With starry eyes

My night surprise

You take with awe and wonder

How we began

As Drunken men

Peacocking for a would-be lover

Now here we stand

In Distant Lands

But in my Soul we are Together




Haiku:   “Breeding Apparatus”

Your breeding apparatus

Is a Deity

Teach me how to worship