“Michael Fassbender #1”
Fassbender, Fassbender, I love you so.
You make my heart go boompy-doomp-ohhhhh!
I want to be in you, or on you, or close.
You are the Michael that I love the most.
Got banned from your fan club for pushing things too far.
I ripped out all my pubes and put them in a metal jar.
Thought you could use your Magneto powers to bend the cup to your will.
And only if you chose would my pubes ever spill
Into your perfect mouth or onto your chin.
Or fly fly away, gone with the wind.
With graying hair
I love you like a brother
With starry eyes
My night surprise
You take with awe and wonder
How we began
As Drunken men
Peacocking for a would-be lover
Now here we stand
In Distant Lands
But in my Soul we are Together
Haiku: “Breeding Apparatus”
Your breeding apparatus
Is a Deity
Teach me how to worship