Fassbender, Fassbender, I love you so.
You make my heart go boompy-doomp-ohhhhh!
I want to be in you, or on you, or close.
You are the Michael that I love the most.
Got banned from your fan club for pushing things too far.
I ripped out all my pubes and put them in a metal jar.
Thought you could use your Magneto powers to bend the cup to your will.
And only if you chose would my pubes ever spill
Into your perfect mouth or onto your chin.
Or fly fly away, gone with the wind.